12 Things to Do Offline This Weekend
Most weekends do not feel like weekends anymore. We mean to do something different, and we end up doing exactly what we did on Tuesday, just on a couch.
The fix is not to plan harder. The fix is to pick a small, real thing and do it. Then pick another one. Most of these take less than an hour. Some take less than ten minutes. None of them need to be photographed.
Pick three. Try them between now and Sunday night.
1. Walk to the post office
It is the most underrated weekend activity in the country. There is something at the end of it (post a letter, buy a stamp, mail back the wrong shoes). It involves walking somewhere with a purpose, which is different from walking for exercise. You will be home in twenty minutes feeling slightly better than when you left.
2. Make something with your hands
A loaf of bread. A salad that takes a long time. A vase of garden flowers. A drawing on the corner of an envelope. The phrase "with your hands" matters, it is the part that interrupts the feed-and-scroll loop your nervous system has been stuck in all week.
3. Write a letter you owe someone
You owe at least one. There is one person you have been meaning to write to since October. Write four sentences on whatever paper you have. Post it on Monday. The whole thing will take eight minutes.
4. Read until your tea goes cold
Pick the book on your bedside that you have been "going to start." Make a pot of tea. Read until it goes cold. Notice how long it took for the tea to go cold. Notice that you forgot about your phone.
5. Sit on the back step at five
Five in the afternoon, the light goes lovely. Sit on the back step, the front step, the balcony, the windowsill. No book, no phone, no podcast. Twenty minutes. Watch what your brain does when you give it back its job.
6. Cook from a recipe on paper
A cookbook. A handwritten card from your grandmother. The recipe on the back of a packet. Cooking from paper changes the whole experience because you cannot tap to scroll. You have to read it twice to remember. You will get flour on the corner of page 84.
7. Pull one weed
Just one. The smallest gardening commitment you can make. You will end up pulling six, but the small commitment is what gets you out the door. The garden will thank you. You will be in your body for ten minutes.
8. Call, do not text
There is one person you would normally text. Call them instead. The conversation will be one of two things: a real one that you would never have had over text, or a quick "I just wanted to say hi", which is also a real one.
9. Visit a real bookshop
Not Amazon. The small one near you. Walk in with no list. Buy whatever catches your eye. Bookshops are some of the last third places we have left, places you can go and just be without having to buy something. Buy something anyway. Keep them open.
10. Sketch the thing on the table
The teapot. The lemon. The dog asleep on the chair he is not supposed to be on. You do not need to be good at drawing. You need to be quiet for fifteen minutes and look at one thing properly. That is the whole point.
11. Phone in the kitchen by eight
The Kitchen Phone Challenge made this a habit for a lot of people. Move the charger to the kitchen by eight o'clock tonight. Plug the phone in there. Walk away. See what happens when you stop wandering the house with it in your hand.
12. Sleep without it next to you
The most important one. The phone does not come into the bedroom. Buy a real alarm clock (Kmart, $9). Read three pages instead of scrolling. Notice how different the morning feels when the first thing in your hand is something other than the algorithm.
A note at the end
You do not need to do all twelve. Three is enough. The point of this list is not to be productive. The point is to remember that real life still happens in three-dimensional space, and most of it costs nothing.